i was just rereading an old discord argument about cyberpunk 2077 and found (on the side, unrelatedly) a screenshot of the time you tweeted "oh my god dean takahashi of the 'saudi arabia is epic gamers' take is the cuphead tutorial guy" and MAN. social media was a mistake huh
oh my god i was DESPERATELY trying to remember that guy’s other greatest hit besides cuphead bc i knew it blew all sympathy for him out of people’s hearts.
social media was a mistake
he also wrote a sympathetic puff piece defending david cage and quantic dream from the workplace harassment allegations they were in court for, and did a pillowy soft interview hyping up bobby kotick for the microsoft acquisition
in my ongoing pointless quest to understand irrational human behavior, i read the jailhouse phone transcripts from the parkland shooter they released for his sentencing last year and he tells both of the only people who visit him to watch 2 girls 1 cup and then asks one of his visitors if he should tell his attorneys to watch it. my quest isnt going so good
Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen’s death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.
Mcdonalds putting up a branded menu variant about her funeral, some sextoy website having a funeral banner up, her funeral footage accidentally capitalizing the words “Among Us”, crossfit including a minute of silence in their daily workout plan, people lining up for 30 hours to go look at a box that maybe has a corpse in it, Guantanamo bay putting the mcdonalds flag at half mast, the royal family fanblogs posting sad bitmojis and the thomas jefferson miku binder artist seriously arguing that she’s gonna reincarnate as a horse are all infinitely funnier forms of mockery than I’d ever be able to come up with
It’s kind of embarrassing to see scores of people announce they’re leaving twitter. You’re just empowering musk’s circle jerk and the alt right, who literally interpret it as having scared you away, and aren’t they basically right? If you no longer care about your twitter account you should be using it to shitpost, troll and spam like proper traditional internet folk. Flood their comments with all the obsolete onceler memes you want. Go nuts until you’re banned, which musk claims won’t happen anymore, which will be equally funny whether he sticks to it and lets you fill his notifications with Homestuck roleplay or he backpedals and has to admit he was stupid.
actually i don’t have a moral obligation to fuck up my mental health even further engaging with a badly moderated social media platform full of nazis and transphobes (yes yes lots of overlap on that venn diagram) to do some kind of exhausting spiteful spam campaign. i had actually decided it was better for me to take a twitter break a few days before the buyout announcement because the degree to which nearly every post i wanted to read was swarmed with assholes doing hate speech in the replies was no longer tolerable. the idea that its “embarassing” and “empowers the alt right” to not feel like dealing with that anymore is gross as hell. yeah dude the alt-right did successfully scare me away because i want to shitpost for fun to an audience of my friends and if it makes me not “proper traditional internet folk” (whatever the fuck that even means) to not have the energy as a disabled trans woman in a deep red state to work a shift every day posting onceler memes at billionaires who will never see it, then i don’t think i fucking care!
My three girlfriends. And yes, they gain brouzouf.
They don’t look like they gain brouzouf.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three brouzouf gaining girlfriends are performing maintenance on my legs to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “brouzouf gaining girlfriend” has a Rotten Mound assault rifle in her hands. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my scrabouillor
that I punch and I mutter your URL with every Triangular Gate I cast on you
twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Felicity or the wicked Bear(killer) I gave
her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my Temple HQ at 3 am
holding your weird Jian party masks ever again ok leave us alone this
is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
In case anyone doesn’t know, Club Penguin Rewritten was a fan project that started 5 years ago. Ateam of independent artists and developers successfully revivedClub Penguin, and had a community of 11 million up until today. They even rewrote all of the code for HTML5 after flash was taken down, and were always coming out with custom parties, items, and content.
Today, we learned this:
As they investigate, they have been deleting code.
Now, if you go to the website, you see this:
Fuck Disney. Fuck everything they do, and everything they stand for. Fuck your shitty movies, fuck your shitty politics, and fuck the way you destroy everything you touch. Fuck your copyright, too.
