Pictured above: an actual photograph of me, a fat disgusting neckbeard who thinks its acceptable to write about video games on tumblr
Payne 3 is a pretty different take on the series in a few ways. The noir-inspired narrative is less romanticized this time around, and the titular hero…
yo listen to my boy avery here, he has Good Opinions
abed recast as dev patel, now has exaggerated accent and “naive fish out of water foreigner” personality, no trace of previous characterization, which network execs felt was too weird. plot revolves around conflict between britta and shirley over obamacare (topical!), britta is portrayed as a cliche straw feminist, shirley is shown to be flawless and downtrodden (but because she is a christian mother, not because she is black, racism and sexism DO NOT EXIST). meanwhile, jeff and troy go to a strip club and annie, who is now once again crushing on troy because new showrunners didn’t watch past the first few episodes of season 1, follows them in secret. jeff urges troy to pay to sleep with a cartoonishly gross caricature of a stripper, and he is grossed out by her promiscuity. he and annie end up going to a malt shop and chastely sharing a milkshake, beginning a seasonlong horribly repetitive will-they-or-won’t-they romance plot, a la ross and rachel on friends.
BROAD APPEAL ACHIEVED
Presumably this is either the original translucent alien design, or the unfinished model. Either way, it is fucking scary.
jesus GOD
oh HELL yes
The human skull under the translucent dome remains my favorite feature of the Alien. It’s far cooler looking and stranger than the cheap imitations in Aliens.
cool pix, with bonus hilariously moronic opinion that Aliens isn’t a zillion times better than Alien, which falls completely apart and gets mega stupid after the chestburst scene
yeah the skull is cool but lack of visible eyes/seeing organs is a pretty essential part of the scary inhumanness of the drones’ design
(via grouchomarxism)
The Internet has kept GIFs artificially alive since 1987 just so we could all have this moment.
Stop making sense.
nope I’m gonna need a gif of him in the big suit before I pull the plug on gifs and kick in the door at the W3C and force them to standardize an animated PNG format at gunpoint
(Source: ikilledjackjohnson, via grouchomarxism)
(11:10:32 AM) MrFone: Why am i not neck deep in thai poontang life is so unfair
woulda been less narcissistic if you reblogged my post of it >:I
(Source: nigga-im-kawaii-as-shit)
x420 NOSCOPE 420x
WATER? HEADSHOT THAT SHIT
NO SCRUBZ
2 FAST U FURIOUS
(Source: nigga-im-kawaii-as-shit)
well since ten kajillion strangers somehow found and reblogged frog hitler, I added a clickthrough link to the original artist’s site because I would like not to be Everything Wrong With The Internet.
no, frog hitler, that’s ecchi!
